December 2011
Meeting my favorite band member
- Me: will you sign this?
- Them: sure
- Them: wait, what is that?
- Me: a marriage certificate
- Them: but.. I..
- Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT
Girl: I'd rather be called beautiful than sexy →
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Guy: You’re beautiful
Girl: No I’m not
Guy:
